Chupacabra

beyoncescock:
“LOOK AT HIS ANGELIC FACE HAVE MERCY
”

beyoncescock:

LOOK AT HIS ANGELIC FACE HAVE MERCY

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weavemama:

this is it. these are the tweets that perfectly sum up my intertwined mood on current events 

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the-trashy-man:

teamnowalls:

yung-starbucks:

When that q-tip hits your ear clit

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your what

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jewishblazkowicz:

crazyclowntime:

lntelligent:

“Not All Men” you’re right. Kevin Spacey would never do this

As it turns out, Kevin Spacey would in fact do this

top ten anime betrayals

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anexperimentallife:

It’s a cold and it’s a broken jalapeño

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targuzzler:

when you’re really drunk looking in the mirror

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kisshugger:

*hanging out with artists* god i could fuck a coffee (they all murmur in agreement)

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c3po:

jlivingwell:

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

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